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Ah yes, the sacred ritual of writing tests. Nobody wants to do them, but when that rare moment of inspiration strikes, you spend 45 minutes crafting the perfect variable name instead of actually testing anything. Look at those beautifully named constants! jennyWithCountryCode and jennySansCountryCode - probably took longer to name than the actual function they're testing. And you just know that developer felt an inappropriate amount of satisfaction after typing them. The real unit test was the clever variable names we made along the way.

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Behold the DEVASTATING moment someone tries to sound smart about programming languages vs scripting languages—only to be ABSOLUTELY ANNIHILATED by a simple question about array functions! 💀 The audacity to make grand philosophical statements about language classifications when you can't even answer if your precious language has a built-in function to check if an array contains a value?! HONEY, PLEASE! That's like claiming you're a master chef but not knowing how to boil water! The driver's face in that last panel is literally all of us witnessing this train wreck. And they say imposter syndrome isn't real? THIS is why we all feel like frauds sometimes!

Content EU Parlament: We are entrusting the future of copyright to the developers, computers are the future and surely programmers will be able to do something that would fairly claim copyright Programmers: