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Ah, the eternal struggle of the weeb developer. After 20 years in this industry, I've seen countless RGB keyboard warriors who'd rather be binging the latest season of Attack on Titan than debugging that production issue. The perfect intersection of "I need to pay rent" and "but the new episode drops tonight." We're all just anime protagonists trapped in the wrong storyline—our epic battle is against merge conflicts and legacy code instead of whatever villain has a 20-minute monologue this week.

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Forget P vs NP and the halting problem! The real unsolved mysteries of computer science are the everyday nightmares we pretend don't exist. That moving button that plays hard-to-get just as you're about to click it? Pure evil. And don't get me started on trying to send a simple file between devices—apparently easier than putting humans on Mars, yet somehow still impossible without sacrificing a mechanical keyboard to the tech gods. My personal favorite: web developers somehow making simple text and images consume more memory than the entire Apollo mission. Because nothing says "modern web" like needing 16GB of RAM to read a recipe.