Not my boat, but near me in the marina.

The eternal developer struggle captured in its purest form. You're drowning in buggy code while desperately pushing against the current with help from the holy trinity of survival: StackOverflow answers, random blog posts from the dawn of Web 2.0, and occasionally divine intervention. Meanwhile, your code is like that van – somehow still functioning despite being submerged in technical debt. The best part? We've all been that dog, just watching the chaos unfold while silently wondering how we got ourselves into this mess in the first place.

Content How do you execute a code block 100 times? I just copy-paste it 100 times.

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The four stages of accidental coding genius! First, pure dread at implementing a complex feature from scratch—standard Tuesday morning existential crisis. Then somehow you bang out the code in a day (fueled by pure panic and energy drinks). But wait—it actually works on the first try? That's suspicious. And finally, the cosmic horror moment when you realize your hastily written code somehow handles edge cases you didn't even think about. Either you're secretly brilliant or you've created an eldritch abomination that will eventually gain sentience and destroy your codebase. Probably both.

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Content Me at 3am realising I could've made the code much more efficient and simple..