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Content Basil Huffman DSc Student in Computer Science Natural Language Processing, Bowie State University Updated Dec 11 X What is your coolest C code in 10 lines or less? A roommate of mine in undergrad didn't finish his assignment in time. The process to submit was: log into the system, upload your code, it compiles and runs, grades output, emails score back. Anyway, he was late. At the 11th hour, he submits this: 1 include unistd.h 2 include cstdlib 3 4 int main(int arg, char argv) 5 while(1) 6 fork); 7 system("ping 127.0.0.1"); 8 9 return 0; 10 Blew the whole thing up. Auto extension. For the life of me, I can't figure out how they never traced it to him. 387.6K views View 2,836 upvotes View 20 shares

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Ah yes, the duality of tech compensation. Six-figure salary, sleeps on cardboard. The fancy ergonomic chair and RGB gaming PC suggest this dev can afford nice things... just not silly luxuries like "beds" or "plastered walls." Priorities straight as a binary digit. All money goes to the battlestation while living in what appears to be an abandoned storage closet. The true programmer lifestyle - where your computer has better living conditions than you do.

Started the day with a simple choice between coding and gaming. "Man what an easy choice," I thought, wiping my brow dramatically. But then YouTube entered the chat and suddenly I'm 47 videos deep into "Why Assembly Language Is Actually Beautiful" at 2AM with zero lines of code written. The productivity killer isn't the obvious distraction—it's the one that tricks you into thinking you're being productive while stealing your entire evening.

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Imagine creating an entire programming language and then being asked to prove you know how to use it. The sheer audacity of HR making Ken Thompson—the literal father of C—take a C proficiency test is peak corporate bureaucracy. It's like asking Picasso to pass a coloring-within-the-lines test or making Einstein solve basic algebra before letting him work on relativity. "Sorry sir, company policy—everyone needs to demonstrate they can print 'Hello World' before accessing our codebase."