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Content HOW TO WRITE GOOD CODE: START PROJECT. DO THINGS RIGHT OR DO THEM FAST? RIGHT FAST CODE FAST CODE WELL DOES IT WORK YET? NO ALMOST, BUT ITS BECOME A MASS OF KLUDGES AND SPAGHETTI CODE. ARE YOU DONE YET? NO NO, AND THE REQUIREMENTS HAVE CHANGED. THROW IT ALL OUT AND START OVER. GOOD CODE

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Forget fancy titles like "engineer" or "developer" - what we really do is tend to legacy code jungles, prune buggy branches, and desperately try to stop feature weeds from choking our beautiful architecture. Just call me what I am: a software gardener who spends 90% of my time pulling out the spaghetti code someone else planted five years ago.

Content Rust is the best language ever. We should rewrite everything in Rust. Rust is the future. Other Developers working with other languages

Content Jeremy Padawer JeremyCom Follow Poorly explain what you do for a living. 8:58 AM Oct 17, 2020 20.8K Walkover walkoverltd Follow I tell computers to do things. Sometimes they listen. 5:07 AM Apr 3, 2023 from Indore, India 2 boredpanda.com