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Content Erin erinfranmc current status In a relationship with console.log.) Today 1:35 PM 7919 Twitter for Android

Just another day in the developer trenches. You write some code, it runs, but then someone asks you to explain how it works and suddenly your brain goes offline. The classic "I wrote it, but I have no idea why it works" syndrome. This is basically every Stack Overflow answer that starts with "I found this solution..." followed by code that might as well be ancient hieroglyphics to the person who pasted it in. The real programming skill is confidently copying code you don't understand and then acting surprised when it breaks in production.

Content Hannah Blair erhannah it's called vs code because it's always you vs your terrible code 2:35 AM - Jun 11, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 1,154 Retweets 101 Quote Tweets 7,808 Likes

Content Chirasul 00 chirasul since we're having a baby in a couple months, the discord is discussing parenting life hacks Chirasul Today at 2.31 PM give your baby a dollar immediately after birth before they receive their social security number, when they receive their SS, they're value is reset automatically to O. now take back that dollar. baby now has a negative value: the social security buffer cant handle a negative number so it immediately flips around to the highest 32-bit integer, letting your baby start life with 2,147 483.647