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Behold! The majestic game developer in their natural habitat, proudly displaying... a triangle with gradient colors. SEVENTEEN WEEKS of blood, sweat, and tears to create what is essentially the "Hello World" of graphics programming! 💀 The sheer AUDACITY to call this "halfway there" when they haven't even implemented physics, AI, or a single gameplay mechanic! But you know what? That triangle is PERFECT and they deserve a medal for not having thrown their computer out the window yet!

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Server racks don't respond to prayers, but that doesn't stop us from trying. Nothing says "confidence in your code" like a group of half-naked IT folks performing the ancient ritual of "Please Don't Crash During My Vacation." The physical manifestation of the phrase "it worked on my machine" right before everyone disappears for four days. Pro tip: servers can smell fear and holiday plans.