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Nvidia's marketing team deserves an Oscar for this one. "RTX 5070 with 4090 performance for just $549!" Yeah right, and I'm the next CEO of Microsoft. Nothing screams "false hope" quite like promising top-tier performance at mid-range prices. Gamers and developers everywhere just collectively felt their wallets sigh with relief before realizing it's probably just marketing speak for "slightly better than last gen but we'll charge you premium anyway." The GPU market is basically gaslighting at this point – making you think you're crazy for expecting reasonable prices for reasonable performance.

The classic SQL injection attack in its natural habitat! Little Bobby Tables strikes again. Someone just crashed an entire system by entering "O'Brian" as their last name, and now the company is frantically tweeting about an "outage." Seven years of developing enterprise software and we're still not escaping our inputs properly. That single apostrophe just caused more damage than any penetration test could've revealed. The DBA is probably having a meltdown right now while management asks, "Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

The classic "{:companyName}" variable that never got replaced. Nothing says "our hiring system is as broken as our codebase" quite like template literals making it into production. Somewhere, a senior dev is having heart palpitations while the intern is wondering why everyone's staring at their Slack messages. The real job application here is for the debugging team that has to fix this mess before HR notices.

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Sweet summer child starting with Python, living the dream with its easy syntax and friendly error messages! But then comes C with its POINTERS FROM HELL and suddenly you're questioning all your life choices! Nothing says "welcome to the thunderdome" quite like going from Python's cozy blanket fort to C's memory management nightmare where one wrong move and your entire program IMPLODES in spectacular fashion! The psychological damage is IRREVERSIBLE!

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