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Nothing like the sweet talons of fate dragging you from your comfortable legacy codebase to a shiny new project with "technical challenges." Sure, double the salary sounds nice until you realize you'll be spending your first three months googling stack traces and questioning your career choices. The only thing more painful than maintaining 15-year-old spaghetti code is the crushing realization that you actually miss it when you're neck-deep in microservices architecture diagrams.

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Tech bros with VC money have a unique approach to AI development: just keep burning cash until something works. It's like debugging with a flamethrower. "Have we achieved artificial general intelligence yet?" "No, but we've achieved artificial general bankruptcy quite efficiently." The Silicon Valley strategy of throwing billions at a problem until either the problem gives up or your investors do. Venture capitalists call this "iterative innovation" - normal people call it "setting money on fire while wearing cool sunglasses."