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Content People who read the documentation This shit is easy Normal people Why it no work?

The dictionary definition we all secretly wish was printed in Webster's. After 15 years in the trenches, I can confirm this is exactly what happens in every client meeting: Client: "We need a simple website." Me: *builds website* Client: "Why can't it also predict stock market trends and make coffee?" The "wizard/magician" reference is spot on. I've literally been asked if I can "just hack" into systems before. No Karen, that's called a felony, not a feature request.

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Content When I hear the next project is going to use Agile Oh Fuck You're Gonna Make Me scrum ProarammerHumor.io

Oh. My. God. The TRAUMA of JavaScript's type coercion bringing a grown developer to tears! 😭 The absolute HORROR of "10"-1 = 9 because JavaScript just decides strings with numbers should be numbers when it feels like it! The AUDACITY! And then TypeScript swoops in like the helicopter parent we never knew we needed, wrapping us in a warm blanket of strict typing and whispering "there, there, I won't let the bad implicit conversions hurt you anymore." DRAMATIC RESCUE COMPLETE! 💅