Me Getting Promoted

Nothing strikes more fear into a developer's heart than the words "sprint planning." That bear thinks it's scary, but little does it know the true horror of sitting through two hours of story point arguments, backlog grooming, and listening to the product manager explain why everything is "high priority." The real predators aren't in the woods—they're in the Jira board.

Content Join a new team as a senior Ther team has juniors with codebase knowledge willing to help me acclimate The team has a solid PR culture where your title doesn't matter when it comes to reviewing code A junior on the team provided constructive feedback on my early code submissions They helped make my code more efficient and supported me as a new teammate

Content KNOW THE WORK RULES I renamed a file. Please rename the class. I renamed a class. Please rename the file. APPROPRIATE AWWW,YOU'RE SWEET. INAPPROPRIATE 3 HELLO, HUMAN RESOURCES?!

Content Putting 10 breakpoints in 20 lines of code be like.. 'STASTIST STOP SUSTSTQSTSTOP

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OH. MY. GOD. The AUDACITY of this C programmer flexing their ability to write "Hello World" without including the standard I/O library! 😱 For the uninitiated peasants: in C programming, #include <stdio.h> is basically THE library you need to do basic input/output operations like printing text. Writing code without it is like showing up to a gunfight with a homemade slingshot that YOU BUILT FROM SCRATCH. The other fish is just DESTROYED by this flex. Absolutely annihilated. This is the programming equivalent of someone casually mentioning they climbed Everest "on their lunch break." Pure savagery in the C programming world!