Me submitting a programming assignment:

Content Run it again. Even if you didn't change anything. Just do it

Content IT CAME TO THEM WITH A MESSAGE. BUT THEY COULD NOT UNDERSTAND ITS ALIEN LANGUAGE A microservices archifecture is only necessary in a large, complex dev environment. Most shops would be better off just using simple monoliths following SOLID principles and reap benefits from frequent small deployments FUCKING WHAT? poorlydrawnlines.com

Content Your Skills S.S. FAT GUY Your Computer Your Internet Connection

Content User: Ineed a web page like this: Dev: Like what? Management: When will this be completed?

Content DONE-DONE JUNIOR DEV MONKEYUSER.COM DONE! SENIOR DEV v FEATURE

Content A lambda statement from hell N010 showing the Sr. Dev how I efficiently reduced the 10 lines of code into a one liner ProarammerHumor.io