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Content REFACTOR MAN THIS CODE LOOKS PRETTY MESSY IT'S TIME FOR MANY HOURS LATER... OH, THE HORROR! dals MONKEYUSER.COM

Content me, doing something i'm perfectly capable of and have done before, but someone decides to watch

The secret weapon of PHP developers is hiding in plain sight! While Java and C# devs party together oblivious to the danger, our lonely PHP dev stands in the corner with the ultimate string manipulation superpower. In PHP, the dot (.) operator concatenates strings, while other languages use the plus (+) sign—which can cause all sorts of type conversion headaches. The PHP dev is basically a string-exploding wizard while the statically-typed language folks are busy high-fiving each other. It's like bringing a nuclear bomb to a knife fight and nobody even noticed!

Content THERE ARE ONLY 2 HARD THINGS IN COMPUTER SCIENCE: 0. Cache Invalidation 1. Naming Things 7. Asynchronous Callbacks 2. Off-by-one errors

Content robin dreamsofsloth 1d the first thing our new hire did was fix a bug that's been bugging him forever as a user prior to joining. he then breathed a sigh of relief and submitted his two weeks' notice. Wtf?? 67 17 822 4373 Show this thread

Content Yours is without a doubt the worst code I've ever run But it runs