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Content Schrodinger's Cat DEAD n In a thought experiment proposed by Erwin Schrdinger, a cat is placed in a box

Content People I haven't seen in years: Me: "Just ask me the computer question

Content HARD CODING

The perfect visualization of what happens when management demands a rush deployment to production. Your untested code (the toad) riding precariously on your CI/CD pipeline (the toy horse) is somehow expected to gallop majestically into the production environment. The toad looks just as confused as the dev team that got the "ship it now" Slack message at 4:55 PM on Friday. Bonus points if you've ever named your Jenkins pipeline "Mister Jenkins" in your config files just to make error messages more personal.

Content Things that disappear when you need them the most

Content Doctor: Googling stuff online doesn't make you a doctor. Literally everyone in the IT field: