Job postings these days..

Content Dog sitting ProarammerHumor. io Dog laying down Doo standing

Content Days, weeks, months. Who knows.

Oh look, another dev hitting that sweet spot between burnout and career pivot! When the IT industry is laying people off faster than a hot potato, what's a programmer to do? Obviously add cream to your coffee and suddenly consider goat farming as a viable alternative career path. Because nothing says "I've given up on debugging that legacy codebase" quite like fantasizing about living off-grid with only goats for code reviews. The perfect solution to your 47 Jira tickets? Just add milk and pretend you're qualified to run a farm instead!

Content When you buy a company for 7.4B to sue another company for 8.8B ORACLE

Content Developer: It works on my computer Product Manager: Developer: Yes, but we are not going So get some details and to give your computer to reproducible steps instead the customer of "it doesnt work"

Content Expectation: Because the command line interface exposes many powerful commands, terminal users are forced to become masters of precise typing. Reality: 155 alias I'1s' 156 alias s'1s' 157 alias si'1s' 158 alias 11s'ls' 159 alias Isl'ls' 160 alias Iss'ls' 161 alias sil'Is' 162 alias sls'ls' 163 alias ss1'ls' 164 165 alias do'ed'