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Ah yes, the classic "let's handle years with a switch statement" approach. Some poor developer back in 1999 was like: switch(year) {   case 2020: // pandemic mode   case 2021: // still pandemic   case 2022: // recovery mode   case 2023: // normal-ish   case 2024: // election chaos   // TODO: add more years later   default: trainControl.panic(); } And then they quit, got promoted, or died before anyone remembered to add 2025. Twenty-five years after Y2K and we're still writing software like time is a finite concept. This is why we can't have nice things... or functioning trains, apparently.

Content "SNIF I just feel so... useless... IDE TAVERN Don't say that... I even try to make myself useful! Yesterday autocompleted a closing. brace. and do you know what he did Don't tell me. .. he. But it's true! I spend my time highlighting syntax errors, but my developer doesn't even care. Yeah, that sucks... He deleted it! And then he typed it out again later!! What a dk... CommitStrip.com

THE SHEER AUDACITY of someone sending just "hey" on Teams! Like, seriously?! Are you trying to give me a heart attack?! 💀 That single word hanging there, menacingly, while I frantically try to figure out if I broke production, missed a deadline, or if my code just set the entire company on fire. The suspense is UNBEARABLE! Just tell me what catastrophe awaits so I can properly prepare my resignation letter, PLEASE!

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