It's been quite some time since a useful PSA

The AUDACITY of command line tools thinking I'd stoop so low as to type --help ! Why spend 10 measly seconds reading documentation when I can spend 5 GLORIOUS minutes crafting the perfect question for GPT? My pride simply cannot handle the thought of consulting built-in help menus like some kind of... *shudders*... EFFICIENT DEVELOPER. I'd rather die dramatically waiting for an AI response than admit I don't know every single flag option by heart. It's not stubbornness, it's a LIFESTYLE.

Content Co-worker: Why are you writing all those functions yourself? You know there are libraries available so you don't have to? The library: Returns codetruecode if the long number object is codenullcode, meaning it is either a codenullcode reference or zero. param 1 the long number object to check return codetruecode if the long number object is codenullcode; codefalsecode otherwise public static boolean isNull(Long 1) if ((1 null) (1. longValue() 0)) return true; return false;

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Looks like U.S. Bank just shipped the most valuable thing in programming—absolutely nothing! They're proudly announcing they've shipped null , complete with tracking capabilities. Sure, go ahead and track that non-existent card. Reminds me of those times when the backend team promises to deliver "something" by Friday, and then sends an empty JSON object. At least they're honest about shipping nothing instead of pretending it's a "feature-light release." The best part? Null is apparently "on its way" to an address they have "on file"—which probably means it'll arrive exactly never to precisely nowhere.

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