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The juxtaposition between the elderly person in the image and "Marjorie, 27" is peak developer humor. Those asterisks around "love" are doing some heavy lifting—the universal syntax for "this variable contains pure sarcasm." Every developer knows that feeling when you're 3 weeks into debugging a race condition and your soul has aged 50 years. Your LinkedIn still says 27, but your git blame history has you looking like you invented COBOL.

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When your hair matches your syntax highlighting perfectly but everyone just wants to debug your React component. 🙄 The real flex isn't the purple-themed VS Code or the meticulously styled purple hair—it's having the confidence to push code with that many nested divs and not even care about the critique. Honestly, who cares if your React component could use some refactoring when your aesthetic game is this strong? Fashion-driven development is the new TDD.

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