It honesty be like that; best part is when it displays the wrong number and you have to spend 3 hours figuring out why

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When you realize that actual spiders are the only creatures on the planet who get excited to find bugs in their web... while the rest of us frontend devs are having existential crises over that one pixel misalignment in Safari. The irony is painful. Nature's web developers have their priorities straight—they literally HUNT for bugs while we hide from them. Next sprint planning I'm just going to say "Sorry, can't fix that bug, I'm not biologically programmed like a spider."