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The AUDACITY of modern game devs! Back in the golden era, we had absolute LEGENDS writing entire rendering pipelines IN ASSEMBLY like some kind of coding demigods! Meanwhile, today's devs are just throwing 999 dynamic lights and a MILLION blades of grass into their games, then having the NERVE to wonder why their masterpiece runs at a pathetic 20FPS on a $1500 graphics card! But don't worry, sweetie! DLSS will magically fix your horrifically optimized code! Because who needs actual optimization when you can just let AI upscale your disaster?! The optimization apocalypse is upon us!

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Nothing quite captures the self-inflicted pain of revisiting your old code like squirting hot sauce directly into your eyeball. You were so proud of that "clever" solution last year—the one with zero comments and variable names like 'x', 'temp', and 'doTheThing()'. Now you're paying the price as you desperately try to decipher what past-you was thinking. The worst part? Realizing you're the villain in your own debugging story.

The perfect visual guide to container technologies that no documentation could ever match: Docker: A single shipping container. Simple, isolated, gets the job done. "It works on my machine" finally became "it works in my container." Docker Compose: Multiple containers stacked together like building blocks. For when your app is too complex for just one container but you still want to pretend everything is under control. Kubernetes: Complete chaos with containers falling off the ship into the ocean. What started as "let's orchestrate our containers" ends with "why is our production environment swimming with the fishes?" The perfect representation of what happens when you try to scale without understanding what you're doing. The accuracy is painful. Four years of computer science education just to end up googling "why is my pod crashing" at 3 AM.

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