It do be like that

THE ABSOLUTE DRAMA of job hunting while employed! Your company is DESPERATELY searching for your replacement, and there you are, scrolling through job listings like you're on a covert mission! The audacity! The betrayal! It's the corporate version of dating apps—everyone's looking for someone better while pretending to be loyal. The modern workplace romance: you're both cheating on each other with other jobs! And the awkward eye contact when you both realize what's happening? PRICELESS!

Content You are a hacker, but you only steal things to slightly inconvenience your victims. What are you stealing?

Content 1st year: Imma write it in 1 line with heavy abstractions. I'm sooo smart 5th year: Imma write it so simple that i can understand it tmrw

Content close public final void close () Hides the dialog. hide public final void hide () closes the dialog.

The eternal developer cycle: brain dead at 10 AM, staring at your laptop thinking "sleep..." while clutching coffee for dear life. Then 10 PM hits and suddenly your brain is a hyperactive gremlin screaming "WORK!" when you should be winding down. This is why deadlines always get crushed at 2 AM instead of during business hours. Your circadian rhythm is basically middleware that nobody documented properly.

That face when your PM has absolutely no idea what's happening with the junior devs but needs to report something to the senior team. The grimace says it all - somewhere in the codebase, a junior is implementing a sorting algorithm with 17 nested for-loops while another is committing directly to production at 4:59 PM on Friday. Meanwhile, the PM is just trying to figure out how to spin "complete chaos" into "experiencing some minor technical challenges."