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The horrified expression of the Senior Developer looking at the Junior Dev's code is priceless! That moment when you ask what's in their codebase and they casually reply "A smoothie" while sitting next to a monstrosity of deeply nested if statements is peak software engineering trauma. It's like opening someone's function and finding a 12-level deep conditional hell where each branch leads to another dimension of logic spaghetti. The Junior Dev has no idea they've created an eldritch horror that will summon the debugging gods at 2AM during production. Meanwhile, the ostrich perfectly represents the code review process - just stick your head in the sand and pretend you didn't see those 17 nested conditionals that could be replaced with a simple switch statement!

Content Increments a variable named 'c' Your Brain:

Content Me: Can you refactor this code a bit My team mate: is that like a personal attack or something

The eternal debugging dilemma captured perfectly! Instead of using actual debugging tools like responsible developers, we just frantically litter our code with console.log() , print() , or System.out.println() statements everywhere. It's the coding equivalent of fixing your car by taping notes to different parts saying "Is this making the weird noise?" Sure, proper debugging tools exist with breakpoints, variable inspection, and call stacks... but why use sophisticated tools when you can just write print("MADE IT HERE!!!") or the classic print("WHY GOD WHY???") at 2 AM? The funniest part? We all know which method actually takes longer, yet we still choose chaos every single time.

Content Entry level Early in career job Me, a SWE with 1 year of experience 9 years of experience required

Content "Dad why is my sisters name Rose?" "Because your Mother loves roses" "Thanks Dad" "No Problem JetBrains Mono Medium