In Avengers: Age of Ultron, Ultron often mentions there being no strings. This is a subtle nod to the fact that computers only see char arrays.

Oh. My. GOD! The ultimate medical chart of our times! 💀 You know someone's having a full-on developer STROKE when they start babbling about "shipping to production 3-4 times faster with AI." Honey, the only thing moving faster is your career toward the unemployment line! That's not AI-powered deployment—that's a DELUSION in progress! The real "twisted mouth" is trying to explain to your boss why everything is on fire after your magical AI-powered push. But sure, keep telling yourself those hallucinations are "efficiency gains" while the rest of us prepare the incident report! 🚑

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The absurd dichotomy of game development in a nutshell! Somehow implementing a physics-defying hellspawn with particle effects and dynamic lighting? "No problem, I'll have that ready by lunch." But adding a simple cosmetic item like a scarf? Suddenly we're dealing with cloth physics, collision detection, and animation rigging nightmares that would make Cthulhu weep. It's the classic developer paradox where seemingly trivial features become technical debt monsters while the impossible features are just Tuesday afternoon tasks. The compiler gods are fickle indeed.

Nothing says family bonding like your dad confidently proclaiming your career's imminent doom. The classic "AI will replace programmers" statement—delivered with the same certainty as "you should've been a doctor" and "have you tried turning it off and on again?" Meanwhile, programmers everywhere are writing the AI that supposedly will replace them, debugging its hallucinations, and fixing its broken dependencies. The irony is thicker than legacy code comments. But sure, Dad. I guarantee the robots will take my job right after they figure out how to untangle my spaghetti code and decipher what "// TODO: fix this later" actually means.

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