In Avengers: Age of Ultron, Ultron often mentions there being no strings. This is a subtle nod to the fact that computers only see char arrays.

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The eternal standoff between reality and fantasy in tech projects. On the left, we have the engineer clutching their head in existential pain as they try to explain that physics, time, and sanity all prevent the feature from being delivered. Meanwhile, the PM on the right is smugly contemplating how to explain to the clients why the "definitely shipping next week" feature is now "coming soon™" for the third sprint in a row. It's the software development equivalent of watching someone promise they can build a rocket to Mars using only duct tape and stackoverflow answers while the aerospace engineer has a mental breakdown in the corner.

That face when someone suggests replacing Git with Excel. The silent scream of a thousand merge conflicts yet to come. Next they'll propose using PowerPoint for CI/CD pipelines because "it has nice transitions." Some people just want to watch the world burn—one corrupted spreadsheet at a time.

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