I’M Going To Sue Lg Until They Give Me Back My 0.04 Fps

When your budget is $0 and your team is just you staring at a computer for 18 hours a day, you tend to wear a lot of hats. Independent game developers don't have the luxury of specialized roles - they're the entire credits sequence rolled into one sleep-deprived human. "Producer, Director, Actor, Editor, Writer, Visual Effects, Creative" isn't a panel discussion - it's Tuesday. The rest of the week looks suspiciously similar, except with more coffee stains and increasingly concerning Google searches like "how to make game when no sleep for 72 hours" and "is it normal for code to appear in dreams."

Content Pranay Pathole PPathole 1973: -What are you doing with that 4KB of RAM? -Sending people to the moon. 2019: - What are you doing with that 16GB of RAM and 102 CPU? - Excel has a dialogue box open somewhere.

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Looks like international trade negotiations have reached the codebase. The joke hinges on Python's infamous import statement that pulls in external libraries—something Python devs do religiously. Meanwhile, world leaders are debating actual trade tariffs, completely unaware they're about to start a language war bigger than tabs vs spaces. Ten years of building software and I've never seen a Python project that doesn't import half the PyPI registry. Those dependency trees make the global supply chain look straightforward by comparison.

Content I'm a good Cit programmer I am being honest no. only raw. Be honest ever used smart pointers? Thank you

Oh. My. GOD. Shutdown a laptop? What is this blasphemy?! The sheer AUDACITY of normal people thinking programmers ever turn off our precious machines! 💻 Our laptops aren't just devices—they're life support systems running 47 Docker containers, 18 VS Code windows, and that one Stack Overflow tab from 2019 we're CONVINCED we'll need someday! Shutdown? Please! We just close the lid and pray it survives another night in sleep mode. Our uptime isn't measured in hours—it's measured in VERSIONS OF CHROME THAT HAVE COME AND GONE since our last reboot! 🔥