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When you finally finish that coding bootcamp and realize the "entry-level" positions require 5 years of experience with a framework that came out 2 years ago. Dude's literally offering to code HTML for sustenance—not even asking for money, just *food*. The job market has gotten so brutal that junior devs are out here trading their skills for basic survival needs like they're living in a post-apocalyptic barter economy. "Will implement your landing page for a sandwich" is the new LinkedIn headline. The sad part? Someone's probably gonna lowball him and ask if he knows React too.

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The conspiracy theorist's guide to programming languages. While everyone's worried about memory leaks, the real threat is corporate control. C remains the last bastion of freedom in a world where tech giants puppeteer our code. Rust? A Google puppet. JavaScript? FAANG's playground. Meanwhile, C sits there with its pointer arithmetic and segfaults saying "at least I'll let you shoot yourself in the foot with complete freedom ." The tinfoil hat comes with every compiler installation.

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