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Content Jordi SE jordienr yea we can't find any engineers jordienr damn, we copied the interview process from google and can't find any engineers did you copy the salaries from google?

Nothing triggers existential dread quite like that "let's schedule a call" response to your perfectly crafted, bullet-pointed email. You spent 45 minutes documenting exactly what you need, only for someone to suggest a meeting that will inevitably waste an hour of your life while they ask questions already answered in your email. The classic dev-to-dev communication breakdown – where writing things down clearly is somehow less effective than awkward Zoom small talk. Next time just send a carrier pigeon with "READ THE DAMN EMAIL" tattooed on its wings.

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Content When you're Notepad and haven't made a new update package in 5 minutes

The circle of life, but make it tech. Strong men build C, which gives us the good times of memory management and segfaults. Those good times spawn Python, which spawns AI hype, which spawns "vibe coding" (presumably where you just ask ChatGPT to do everything). Vibe coding produces weak men who can't center a div without an AI assistant. Weak men bring bad times—production outages, npm install taking 47 minutes, that sort of thing. Bad times forge strong men again, and the cycle continues. It's the tech industry's version of that ancient philosophical cycle, except instead of empires rising and falling, it's programming languages and developer competence. We went from manually allocating memory to asking an LLM "how do I reverse a string" and somehow both eras think they're the pinnacle of engineering.