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Content Andrew Clark acdlite 4h Tip when evaluating libraries: check if it's blazing fast. If it's fast, but the README doesn't specify whether its fastness is blazing, keep searching. Often you can find a similar library that does the same thing, but blazingly. Blazing means good. 37 17, 117 582 Show this thread

Ah, the infamous "Elon Sort" – the perfect algorithm if you hate both your data and your users. It's basically what happens when Silicon Valley hubris meets computer science. Fire half your array elements, realize you need them, bring them back in a completely random order, repeat this chaotic process an arbitrary number of times, then just lie about the results. Reminds me of every startup I've consulted for that claimed their ML algorithm was "revolutionary" when it was really just a glorified random number generator with a press release.

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Content Katerina Borodina kathyra protip: alias sudo to "please" for a much more wholesome unix experience karbandSOLSTICE: alias please"sudo" skarbandSOLSTICE: please mv README.md codemopolitan skarbandSOLSTICE: please find codemopolitan -iname ME.md codemopolitanREADME.md karbandSOLSTICE: please shutdown