I Love The New Rules

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute NIGHTMARE of fixing bugs! You start with 99 problems—I mean bugs—and think you're being all heroic by squashing one. Then BOOM! 💥 The universe punishes your audacity by spawning 19 MORE bugs from the corpse of the one you just killed! It's like a horror movie where the monster multiplies every time you stab it! This is why developers drink coffee by the gallon and question their life choices at 2 PM on a Tuesday. Bug fixing isn't a job—it's an eternal curse where the more you fix, the deeper you sink into debugging purgatory!

Content Theory is when you know everything, but nothing works. Practice is when you don't know anything, yet everything works. In Programming we combine theory and practice; nothing works, and we don't know why.

Content programmers when I ask them what are the actual uses of the blockchain?

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