If you didn't get this right, are you really a programmer?

Content How to draw an ow 1. 2 Your first Hello World Everything else you need To know to be a Programmer 1. Draw some circles 2. Draw the rest of the fucking owl

Content Finishing projects Abandoning projects Starting a new project before finishing the Continuously coming up with new ideas without doing anything

Content LATE NIGHT CODING SESSIONS ARE GOOD TIMES CHANGE MY MIND

The five stages of code review grief, compressed into four panels. First, you're riding high on that dopamine rush when your code actually works. Next, you swagger into the senior dev's office like you've just solved P=NP. Then comes the inevitable soul-crushing "You did it wrong" feedback, followed by the final stage: complete existential collapse as you realize your approach was fundamentally flawed and those 8 hours of work were essentially a very educational waste of time. Classic senior dev move—they don't tell you HOW it's wrong, just that your entire existence as a programmer is questionable.

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Content YOU WRITE COMMENTS TO EXPLAIN COMPLEX CODE I WRITE COMMENTS TO JUSTIFY THE USE OF ANTI-PATTERNS WE ARE NOT THE SAME