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Fixing that "one small error" in your code only to discover it's actually unleashed 585 new errors. It's like chess, except the pawns are bugs and checkmate is just you, staring blankly at the terminal, wondering if a career in organic farming might be less painful. The compiler is just sitting there, silently judging your life choices.

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JavaScript: where errors silently build a stairway to hell while you smile, blissfully unaware. The C++ dev gets crushed by compiler errors immediately. Meanwhile, the JavaScript dev happily skips along, building an entire application on a foundation of runtime disasters that won't reveal themselves until production. Nothing like that special feeling when your JS code runs perfectly the first time... right before it spectacularly implodes when a user clicks a button.

Normal people send a CV and get rejected in two simple steps. Software engineers, though? We prefer to make rejection an art form . First, submit that meticulously crafted CV. Then endure the HR interview where they ask why manhole covers are round. Next, survive the developer interrogation about your "passion for coding since the womb." Finally, tackle the technical interview where they ask you to reverse a binary tree on a whiteboard while standing on one foot. Because why get rejected quickly when you can stretch the inevitable disappointment across four increasingly soul-crushing stages? It's like we're skateboarding down the stairs of despair just to land in the same rejection puddle as everyone else. Peak efficiency!