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Content Manager: One of our competitor company is trying to pull all programmers from us with huge package... Me: Hitch RACING COLLECTIN Oh my god! That's disgusting. Where? ProgrammerHumor.ic

Ah, the sacred scrolls of developer archetypes. The Barbarian who worships C and recites man pages is just your average Unix greybeard who thinks anything after Perl is heresy. The Rogue is basically every crypto bro with questionable ethics and a VPN. Wizards are those mythical 10x developers whose code is so advanced no one can maintain it after they leave. Clerics are the TDD zealots who'd rather write tests than actually ship anything. And Druids? Just sysadmins who've spent so much time in server rooms they've started identifying as network packets. I've worked with all five. The Druid still owes me $20 and insists I call him "FoxTail69" at happy hour.

Content WIRED WIRED Not only has Japan's minister of cbersecurity never used a computer, he admitted to parliament that he doesn't know what a USB drive is Japan's Top Cybersecurity Official Has Never Used a Computer wired.com

Content AWFE CANS HER PROGRAMMER HUSBAND AND TETS HIMSWHIT YOU RE OUT, BUY SOME MILE while (youareout true) I buysome-milk (; HE NEVER RETURNS HOME Lugflip.com

Content Answer Recommended for you As a software developer, what is the most inappropriate variable name you've ever seen? Amer Iqbal Arain, Developing software solutions since previous century Answered Dec 8 Upvoted by Petar Kovacev, Software engineering senior at School of Electrical engineering, Belgrade, Serbia When looking at some data analysis code, I stumbled upon comments by someone along the lines: Stop using anal as a variable or function name! Wherever I look I see anal this and anal that! So please stop. Use analyze, analyzer or whatever and not analinsert() or analcheck () 2k Views View Upvoters Upvote 88 C Share 2 00o

Content Aleksey Shipilv shipilev : After school, I decided whether to go to law school or become a programmer. I decided that I didn't want to delve into a confusing mess of contradictory pseudo-formal texts and their interpretations by people of varving degrees of expertise and their conflicting interests. And I became a programmer. Damn...