I Am Crying Now

The classic certification-vs-reality gap strikes again. Someone shows up to an interview flaunting 12 AWS certifications, only to reveal they've never actually touched the AWS console. It's like having 12 different driver's licenses but asking "what's a steering wheel?" when you get in the car. The hiring manager's face says it all - another resume padder who can pass multiple-choice tests but would crash production on day one.

Content Me as a new grad trying to help the intern unfuck their local repo

Content Almost made fun of an electrician today like "is it an electrician's guild rule that you have to perform 5 minutes of ritual complaining about What Was The Previous Electrician Thinking before you're allowed to fix anything?" but then I remembered I'm a software engineer

Content 'curl http:localhost'

Content Glenn Shenaniglenns CAPTCHA: to prove you're not a robot please select all images with SCOOTERS Me: OkI- CAPTCHA: that is a moped. you fool. you absolute imbecile. 3:26 PM 4920 Twitter for iPhone 1,685 Retweets 14.1K Likes

Content When your code doesn't work but you're forced to present anyway