I think this is the reason programmers are stressed.

Content Not sharing your source code out of greed Not sharing your source code out of shame

Oh honey, someone just discovered the existential crisis that keeps traditional engineers up at night! One astronaut is about to commit space violence after realizing software developers have been casually calling themselves "engineers" without touching a single differential equation or wearing a hard hat. The drama is REAL because while mechanical engineers spent four years calculating stress loads and memorizing material properties, software devs just learned some JavaScript and suddenly they're "Senior Software Engineers" making bank. The audacity! The betrayal! The sheer disrespect to people who actually have to worry about things collapsing or exploding! But let's be honest—both groups spend most of their time Googling things and pretending they knew the answer all along, so maybe we're not that different after all. 💀

Content When everyone is worried about the Corona Virus but you are using Linux 110 191 Tehe 1 D 0 69 o o Fig brig 1 0 040D

Content David Winterbottom codeinthehole On your first day at the new job, squash every commit from the repo into a single commit with message "Legacy code" and force-push to master.

Content HI Kotlin it's like python but Java

Content WHEN YOUR BOYFRIEND SENDS YOU DIFFERENT I LOVE YOU" MESSAGES EVERY MORNING.. WHEN YOU REALISE HE JUST CODED A BOTTO DO IT..