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The only thing stopping me from coding at 30,000 feet is my fear of someone seeing my spaghetti code with 17 nested if-statements and variable names like temp_fix_pls_delete and idk_why_this_works . Nothing says "professional developer" like frantically Googling basic syntax while the person next to you judges your life choices. The real turbulence isn't outside the plane—it's in my codebase.

Ah, the transformation that C++ brings to a programmer's soul. While other substances merely alter your appearance, C++ mutates your very being into something unrecognizable – half human, half deep-sea nightmare with bulging eyes and too many teeth. Ten years of memory management violations, pointer arithmetic, and template metaprogramming will do that to you. The rest just destroy your body, but C++ corrupts your mind until you start seeing everything as poorly encapsulated objects with questionable inheritance hierarchies. And yet we keep coming back for more. Masochists, the lot of us.

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