i have no idea how this relates to being a programmer but i know it does

Content cout "Hello world!" endl; Hello world! include iostream

This is cryptography dating humor at its finest! The left side shows "When she's a [RSA 4096] girl" with SHA256 at the bottom - representing a highly secure, industry-standard encryption algorithm with a robust 4096-bit key. Meanwhile, the right side shows "But you're a [DSA 1024] boy" - a significantly weaker, outdated encryption standard. It's basically saying "she's way out of your league" in encryption terms. She's using military-grade security while you're running the digital equivalent of a paper lock. The title "Brute Forced" adds another layer of humor - suggesting that despite the mismatch in security levels, you're still trying to crack the code through sheer persistence rather than elegant algorithms. The ultimate nerd way of saying your encryption standards are incompatible for a secure connection!

Content Time spent "Programming" Time spent "Programming" fixed Browsing reddit Singing along to my "Focusing Music" Testing Blankly staring at the screen because I don't want to debug Re-testing even though I already know it works. just because it's satisfying Actually Coding The circle on the left meetings ProgrammerHumor

Content When you try to open an xml file in your text editor and Visual Studio starts booting up Things are now in motion that cannot be undone.

[text] When somone says that Game Dev is just googling tutorials

Content WHAT'S NEW - I worked very hard and I made the app better for you, for free! cool, right? - You are welcome, by the way. - No, YOU are passive aggressive. - love writing release notes