i have no idea how this relates to being a programmer but i know it does

Content I feel like that's such a common thing with programming, you start off thinking "real programers" must be incredibly intelligent and you could never be like that, then you realize everyone googles things every 5 minutes, then you realize even goddamn Amazon can't keep it's service compatible with itself and then vou basically reach nirvana and just relax lol ProarammerHumor to

The perfect visual metaphor for Git workflow doesn't exi— Wait, it's Ryanair! The top image shows a plane landing (git commit) - safely storing your code changes. The middle shows a plane taking off (git push) - launching your commits to the remote repository with the confidence of a budget airline pilot. But that bottom image... git add with people climbing stairs to nowhere in the desert is absolutely savage. Just like how we frantically stage random files hoping they'll somehow work together, while stranded in dependency hell. Whoever made this clearly had to debug merge conflicts at 3am before a deadline.

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That magical moment when you've spent 45 minutes troubleshooting why your Git push is failing, only to realize you're still using your password instead of a personal access token. The butterfly represents that elusive token you created six months ago and promptly forgot about. GitHub's like "Nice try with that password from 2019, but we've moved on. Maybe you should too." The eternal dance of modern authentication vs. your stubborn muscle memory continues...

When your non-tech friends marvel at your "beautiful code" but you're just a professional Stack Overflow archaeologist who excavated that algorithm from a 2013 thread with 3 upvotes. The audacity to take credit while knowing deep down you couldn't recreate it from scratch if your job depended on it. The smile says "genius" but the conscience whispers "fraud."

Content Using master as the default branch Using main to support inclusive naming conventions Using main because it's two less characters to type