i have no idea how this relates to being a programmer but i know it does

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Content My parents: Takes my phone and laptop away to make me focus on my studies Me a software engineering student:

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The subtle flex of increment operators. Peasants use i=i+2 like they're still writing BASIC on a Commodore 64. Meanwhile, the distinguished gentleman employs ++i++ , casually breaking compiler rules because he's too important for standards. It's the programming equivalent of drinking scotch neat while everyone else has juice boxes.