I had this Conversation with a Friend (who's learning Python at the moment)

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The eternal workplace dichotomy exposed! Designers clutch their Pantone swatches in existential dread when a new creative joins the team. "My pixel-perfect mockups... my carefully curated color schemes... was it all for nothing? " Meanwhile, engineers are over in the corner doing the digital equivalent of chest-bumping. New teammate? More brainpower to tackle that legacy codebase nobody wants to touch! Someone else to review those 3,000-line pull requests! Another soul to share the 2AM production hotfix burden! The tribal knowledge grows stronger. The documentation remains unwritten. The technical debt multiplies. But hey—apes together strong. 🦍💻

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When three Spider-Men argue about incrementing a variable, but then the fourth one shows up with x -= -1 and everyone loses their minds. It's like bringing a quantum physics textbook to a kindergarten math class. The beauty is that all four expressions do exactly the same thing, but the last one is just mathematical perversion wrapped in syntactic sugar. It's what happens when you code at 3 AM after your sixth espresso and think you're being clever. The compiler just sighs in binary.

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