I had this Conversation with a Friend (who's learning Python at the moment)

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Content Tawanda L towernter They said they want someone who knows at least 3 programming languages and has at least 5 repositories on github so i wrote and pushed my hello world projects in Python, Java, C, PHP, JavaScript and HTML. 16:47 07 Feb 20 Twitter for Android ill View Tweet activity 223 Retweets 1,074 Likes

The perfect metaphor doesn't exi— Oh wait, there it is! A Jira ad on a literal barrier that stops people from moving forward. The slogan "Big ideas start with Jira" plastered on what's essentially a roadblock is just *chef's kiss* irony. Nothing captures the spirit of Jira better than something designed to prevent progress while claiming to enable it. Six sprints later and we're still waiting for that gate to open...

Content Tom Zika Zikato25 I won't name and shame but still. TRIATING A NEW SOFTWARE SALES REPRESENTATIVE WHICH FE HEARDEUS? TO USE THE TOOE TITO YOU? 16:35 07 Oct 22 TweetDeck

So apparently AI is just gonna skip the whole "learning to code" phase and go straight to spitting out optimized binaries like some kind of digital sorcerer? Because THAT'S how compilers work, right? Just vibes and manifestation? Here's the thing: compilers exist for a reason. They translate human-readable code into machine code through layers of optimization that took decades to perfect. But sure, let's just tell AI "make me a binary that does the thing" and watch it magically understand hardware architectures, memory management, and instruction sets without any intermediate representation. Totally logical. The confidence with which someone can misunderstand the entire software development pipeline while predicting its future is honestly impressive. It's like saying "cars will bypass engines and just run on thoughts by 2026." And the Grok plug at the end? *Chef's kiss* of tech bro delusion.

Content Waiting for access to code Received Google Drive link