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That feeling when your code compiles on the first try and you momentarily transform from sleep-deprived keyboard masher to royalty. Sure, it'll probably explode during runtime, but for these brief 3 seconds, you're basically a programming deity. The universe has made a clerical error in your favor. Enjoy it before the inevitable stack trace arrives to dethrone you.

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When GitHub hit its billionth repository milestone, they decided to celebrate by... *checks notes*... congratulating someone who created a repo literally named "shit". Talk about anticlimactic! It's like planning a fancy dinner party and the guest of honor shows up in pajamas. This is the programming equivalent of the billionth customer at a supermarket getting confetti and balloons while buying nothing but toilet paper. The contrast between the formal congratulatory message and the crude repo name is just *chef's kiss* perfect comedy. And GitHub's hopeful message about "building something great" just adds that extra layer of unintentional irony. Billions of repositories later and we've peaked at... this. Beautiful.

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