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The classic developer dismissal cycle in its natural habitat. First dev smugly declares "sounds like a skill issue tbh" - the universal code for "your problem is you, not the code." Two weeks later, karma strikes when they hit the exact same wall and suddenly it's "wait no it doesn't work for me either." Nothing humbles a programmer faster than having to eat their own snarky comments when facing the same bug they previously mocked. The circle of dev life is complete.

Ah yes, the infamous "30-minute microservices" mascot! That blue gopher with buck teeth isn't just any rodent - it's the Go programming language mascot after promising you can build an entire microservice architecture before your coffee gets cold. The martini glass really sells it - because you'll need a stiff drink when you realize maintaining those 47 "simple" services requires a team of DevOps engineers and a prayer circle. Classic YouTube thumbnail optimism at its finest!

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