How to make sure your scrums end on time

Content Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons. Popular Mechanics (1949)

Content if(xex5) fix. toString()equals(07)) catch(DivideByZeroi retumn true; ingilp com

Nothing strikes fear into the hearts of developers like an angry baby hippo representing your Scrum Master when you show up to standup with outdated Jira tickets. That tiny mouth can unleash a torrent of passive-aggressive phrases like "Is your ticket in the right column?" and "Can we get an estimate on that?" The daily ritual of frantically updating tickets 2 minutes before standup is the true agile methodology nobody talks about. Pro tip: keep a browser tab with Jira open at all times – not for productivity, but for survival.

Content rShowerthoughts uSpacedynasaur . 7h You can't write the digits of pi backwards. Mindblowing 4 20.1k 834 1, Share BEST COMMENTS UlteriorCulture B 3h RushTech B 3 7h Luskarian 3h print(n: : - 11) I'm new to python, is this right? Reply 4 549 J

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute BETRAYAL of every developer's existence captured in one image! 😱 Your current project is literally a Jenga tower on the verge of collapse, held together by duct tape and prayers, and what does your wandering eye do? Falls hopelessly in love with that seductive new JavaScript runtime with its cute little face and promises of "better performance" and "revolutionary features." MEANWHILE, your actual responsibility is about to CRASH AND BURN spectacularly! We've all been there, abandoning our fragile code architecture to chase the next shiny framework that will supposedly solve all our problems. Spoiler alert: IT WON'T! But will that stop us from doing it again next week? ABSOLUTELY NOT! 💅

The tech hiring process in its purest form! You've got the top candidate with a killer CV, relevant experience, excellent interviewing skills, pixel-perfect portfolio, and a Master's degree... then there's the person who got hired because they knew someone on the inside. No amount of fancy algorithms on your GitHub or perfectly normalized database designs can compete with the O(1) complexity of "my buddy Dave works there." The real system design interview is figuring out who to befriend at FAANG companies during college.