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This brilliant mashup takes the classic Simpsons "Old Man Yells at Cloud" headline and replaces the actual cloud with AWS. It's that senior developer who refuses to migrate from his precious on-prem servers because "the cloud is just someone else's computer!" Meanwhile, he's still manually SSH-ing into servers and editing config files with nano while the rest of us are defining infrastructure as code. The cloud isn't stealing your job, grandpa—your resistance to learning Terraform is!

The bread hierarchy has spoken! Behold the programming language bakery where HTML is that one weird flat bread that didn't rise properly because surprise it's not even a programming language—it's a markup language! Meanwhile, Python, Java, C++, PHP, and C# are all fluffy, fully-risen loaves ready to handle actual computation logic. The bread metaphor is painfully accurate—HTML provides structure but can't "do" anything without JavaScript kneading some life into it. Next time someone claims HTML is their favorite programming language, just point to this carb-loaded taxonomy chart.

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