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OH. MY. GOD. The AUDACITY of these students using a 32-bit integer for EVERYTHING! 💀 Meanwhile, that poor 8-bit char and 16-bit short are just STANDING THERE, completely IGNORED and UNEMPLOYED! The DRAMA! The WASTE of precious memory! It's like buying a mansion just to store your socks! Those memory-efficient data types are literally BEGGING to be used, but nooooo, let's just throw 32 bits at EVERYTHING because who needs optimization when you have 16GB of RAM, right?! The 1970s programmers are ROLLING in their retirement homes right now!

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Content Long ShotTheory 537 points 13 hrs I'm just happy my native language doesn't have gender pronouns so we'll never have this I issue.. Have fun Engish. Kareem-abdul-jabbar 76 points 12 hrs What language is that? ElBroet 752 points 12 hrs C ProarammerHumor.io

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