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The eternal cycle of software development in its natural habitat. First panel: a giant bug tearfully pleads for mercy as the hotfix hammer descends. "Don't - I have a family!" it cries, as if bugs reproduce through anything other than our terrible coding decisions. Second panel: Our developer protagonist watches in horror as the squashed bug's relatives gather around its flattened corpse. The guilt! The shame! The realization that killing one bug often reveals its extended family tree! Final panel: Instead of continuing this cycle of violence, our enlightened dev chooses the nuclear option - complete code refactoring. Because sometimes it's easier to burn everything to the ground and start over than to keep playing whack-a-bug until retirement.

Ah, the diabolical genius of adding a 5% chance of random failure to your code. Nothing says "I hate my fellow developers" quite like injecting TypeErrors that only appear occasionally. This is basically the programming equivalent of putting a landmine in your neighbor's garden and then obfuscating the code so nobody can find it. The person who wrote this deserves not just jail, but a special circle of developer hell where they're forced to debug Internet Explorer compatibility issues for all eternity. The best part? Those poor souls trying to reproduce the bug will spend days pulling their hair out because it only happens 1 in 20 times. Pure evil wrapped in a Math.random() call.

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