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Starting a new coding project is like the top panel—stoic, methodical, calm. "I'll follow best practices. I'll document everything." Two hours later, you're in the bottom panel—screaming at your monitor because your perfectly reasonable code is throwing 47 errors and the Stack Overflow answer from 2011 just made things worse. The transformation from "I'm a professional engineer" to "WHY WON'T YOU COMPILE, YOU STUPID MACHINE?!" happens faster than your IDE can autocomplete.

The self-proclaimed "open source contributor" who created exactly one Hello World repository and now acts like they're Linus Torvalds at a dinner party. Nothing screams "expert developer" quite like pushing six lines of code that print text to a console and then mansplaining the importance of community-driven software development. The audacity of these GitHub tourists thinking their profile deserves a resume section is just *chef's kiss* peak coding culture.

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