Hobbit And Hobbyte

Content "You know I really like using the dollar sigh to start all my variables because it makes me feel like a billionaire

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Content Friends: How did you write this code so beautifully ? Me(Proudly): STOLE IT

You know you're dealing with a programmer when someone suggests "install windows" as a solution to overheating and they get YEETED out the window faster than a rejected pull request. Everyone else is playing it safe with "air conditioners" and "fans" like reasonable human beings, but this absolute legend went full literal-interpretation mode. The office is hot? Just install some WINDOWS. You know, those glass things in walls that let air in? Revolutionary thinking, really. The boss's face says it all: "I asked for practical solutions, not dad jokes from a systems administrator." But hey, the solution WOULD work. It's just that nobody appreciates genius when it involves defenestration and a complete misunderstanding of context. Classic programmer move: solving the wrong problem with perfect logic.

Content thepleasuregoblin Obserwuj when you are done with a tab you can close it. every browser in the world has a feature that lets you open recently closed tabs. also there is browsing history. need to visit a webpage often? may i introduce you to the bookmarks feature. there's no reason to leave your tabs open. hoarder behavior. afloweroutofstone Obserwuj OP I'm hitting you with a shovel

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