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Oh. My. GOD. The absolute TRAUMA of modern API choices! 😭 On the far ends of the bell curve, we have the blissfully ignorant REST users just vibing with their simple GET requests, completely unaware of the existential crisis happening in the middle. Meanwhile, the poor souls at the peak of the intelligence distribution are DROWNING in HATEOAS, gRPC, GraphQL, and WebSockets! It's the classic tech paradox - be too dumb to know better or too smart for your own good. The REST crowd is having a picnic while the galaxy brains are sobbing through their glasses because they've overcomplicated EVERYTHING. This is why we can't have nice things in web development!

When a React developer proudly announces they built Windows 11's start menu and someone simply asks "why," you know you're witnessing peak software development philosophy. The cherry on top is the performance question being dismissed with "I try not to let such considerations get in the way of doing great work." Translation: "Who cares if it takes 8GB of RAM to show a menu? I used my favorite framework!" And that, friends, is why your PC freezes for 3 seconds when you click the Windows button. But hey, at least some React dev got to pad their resume!

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Skyrim's dungeon design logic is peak software engineering. Spend months crafting an intricate, thousand-year-old, cobweb-filled dungeon where no living soul has ventured for centuries... then casually place perfectly fresh apples on tables like they were dropped there yesterday. It's basically the gaming equivalent of finding commented-out code from 2005 that somehow still works in production. Nobody knows why it's there, nobody dares remove it, and honestly, your character is just grateful for the health boost.

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