Hit The Human With Aparadox For Laughs

Content Take Notes While Learning Programming Code and Hope You Remember the Important Stuff

Content 1 6 8 10 12 13 14 DO NOT EDIT THIS FILE UNLESS YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING That sign can't stop me because I can't read!

Content MY FAVOURITE IDE ME I would like to award you the highest honor I can bestow: A Pin to taskbar

Content "I want to live forever in AI" What people think will happen: bool uploadConsciousness(Consciousness Conscience) What actually happens: bool uploadConsciousness(Consciousness Conscience)

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of these recruiters! 💅 They're out here asking for candidates to "establish a database connection using CSS" which is like asking someone to bake a cake using a hammer! HONEY, CSS is for styling webpages and making things pretty, not connecting to databases! That's what SQL, MongoDB, or literally ANY database language is for! The tech recruiting world is a CIRCUS and we're all just clowns sending our resumes into the void! 🎪

Content Vishal VishalMalvi Life hack for developer : Write undocumented, unmaintainable, code and get a lifetime of employment.