He Took The Focus Away From Me

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He Took The Focus Away From Me

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You know that moment when management decides to "trim the fat" and axes the one person who seemed to do absolutely nothing? Suddenly you realize they were the lightning rod absorbing all the pointless meetings, answering the same Slack questions 47 times, and volunteering for every committee nobody wanted to be on. Now that they're gone, guess who's inheriting their role as the team's designated distraction sponge? Congrats on your promotion to "least productive" – enjoy fielding every "quick question" and "just circling back" message while your actual work rots in your TODO list.

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