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The AUDACITY of this intern! 😱 What we're witnessing here is the ancient debugging ritual where senior devs ask juniors how they fixed something, expecting some elaborate algorithmic wizardry—only to discover the fix was literally just adding comments to the code. The senior's face of absolute HORROR is the programming equivalent of finding out your five-star meal was actually microwaved. And yet... secretly every developer knows commenting the code sometimes magically makes bugs disappear while you're trying to explain the problem. It's basically programming voodoo that somehow WORKS. The universe's greatest mystery!

Oh man, this hits WAY too close to home! 😂 Those stacked books with "THESE BOOKS ARE HERE FOR AN ESSENTIAL STRUCTURAL PURPOSE. THEY ARE NOT FOR SALE." is basically legacy code in physical form! You know, that ancient codebase nobody understands but everyone's terrified to touch because the whole system might collapse? The code that's literally holding up your entire production environment but has zero documentation? Yeah, THAT code. Touch it and the entire company implodes! The perfect metaphor for why we're all stuck maintaining 20-year-old spaghetti code written by developers who left the company during the dot-com bubble!

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