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DEAR GOD, WHY IS THERE SUFFERING? THERE ISN’T. I SENT BUDDHISM, PLATONISM, CONFUCIANISM. ALL GOOD GUIDES TO THIS OS. THEY’RE REALLY HARD TO FOLLOW. FRICKIN USERS! THE UI IS FINE, YOU’RE JUST STUPID The Universe makes a lot more sense if you imagine God is an angry software developer.