Funny gate....

Content Hacking in the past "I reverse engineered binaries stolen from an intelligence agency's server. Here's a zine with shouts, Oday exploit code, and the stdout of me rooting the server for lulz." Hacking now "Metasploit module go brrrr." ProarammerHumor.io

Content Me Theoretical Computer Scientists Just make sure there are no "while (true)" loops "It is impossible to determine whether or not a given program will halt"

Content Another meeting, that should have been an email ProarammerHumor

Left side: Scratch mascot saying "Error? What's an error?" because it's designed for beginners with training wheels and bubble wrap. Right side: Java, C++, Python, and JavaScript screaming "Kill yourself" because they'll happily let you run headfirst into a wall of cryptic exceptions that make you question your career choices. Ten years in and I'm still not sure which approach is more psychologically damaging.

Content Pics? 2:56am What sort? 2:56am What sort of pics usually get sent at 3am? ;) 2:59am CODE RED ALERT Production network outage detected. Did not receive heartbeat from: WNC4331 WNC4332 WNC4333 WNC4334 WNC4335 WNC4336

Content Cloudflare, no! CLOUDFLARE Sorry, force of habit CLOUDFLARE What? Crowdstrike, not