Funny gate....

When your doctor asks about mental illness in the family and you have to confess your brother uses Visual Studio as a text editor. The true insanity isn't just using a 10GB IDE to edit a 2KB file—it's waiting through that startup time when Notepad was right there . Launching Visual Studio to edit a simple text file is like bringing a nuclear submarine to a fishing pond. Your RAM isn't crying, it's writing a suicide note.

Content The Developer vishal7arya Q: what's the object-oriented way to become wealthy? A : Inheritance.

Ah, the nightmare fuel for CSS warriors everywhere! That circular screen is basically saying "I dare you to make your flexbox work on me." Frontend devs already lose sleep over supporting different browsers, but this monstrosity takes "edge cases" to a whole new level. Imagine trying to design responsive layouts when your viewport is literally a circle. Border-radius: 50%? More like border-radius: PAIN%. The dev who commented is having PTSD flashbacks to that time Internet Explorer randomly decided divs were just suggestions.

The duality of agile development in its purest form. During sprint planning, you're a majestic lion roaring confidently: "We'll implement the entire authentication system, refactor the database, AND add three new features!" Two weeks later at the retrospective, you're that derpy lion meme mumbling "So... we managed to fix one button and it only breaks in Safari sometimes." The circle of sprint life continues, and nobody learns a thing.

Content Apple: our laptops are so thin that the LAN port cannot be installed! Fujitsu: HOLD MY SAKE

That moment when GitHub Copilot helpfully suggests your private API key that you accidentally committed to a repo six months ago. Nothing like having your $5000/month AWS bill exposed by an AI that's just trying to be helpful. Security through obscurity fails again.