Funny gate....

That moment of sheer horror when you're gleefully criticizing some atrocious code only to have your brain whisper, "Wait... that variable naming convention looks suspiciously familiar..." Suddenly your righteous indignation transforms into existential dread as you realize you're not reviewing someone else's crime against programming—you're staring at your own code from three weeks ago. Nothing humbles a developer faster than becoming the archaeologist of your own terrible decisions.

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The Linux penguin mascot staring at you with those innocent eyes while gaslighting the entire developer community. Classic corporate damage control strategy: "It's not a bug, it's a feature." The number of times I've heard this excuse after pushing untested code to production could fill a Git repository. Next time your app crashes, just tell your boss it's an "unexpected opportunity for user creativity."

Content "Why is my function not outputting anything"? "Oh I never called the function"

Content YOUR COLLEAGUE 'S CODE NEEDS ABSURDLY LONG TO LOAD THEY MAKE THE CODE EVEN SLOWER TO GET A BETTER HIGH SCORE YOU ADD A MINIGAME TO THE LOAD SCREEN TO MOCK THEM THEY MAKE THE CODE EVEN SLOWER TO GET A BETTER HIGH SCORE