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The ultimate self-preservation tactic. When a relative discovers you're "good with computers," you're suddenly the designated IT department for every printer jam and Facebook password reset until the end of time. Saying "no" despite having a CS degree is like having a panic button for family gatherings. It's not lying, it's strategic incompetence - the only firewall that actually works against tech support requests.

Content Which UX is better? Select your phone number 212-382-8872 000-000-0000 999-999-9999 Select your phone number COO 988 Like Q Comment Share 803 comments 33 shares 7 Send fosyep ( 2 10 mo. ago I prefer binary search, the worst case is 10 attempts. 4 2 3 Share prescod - 10 mo. ago I love it! "Higher, higher, lower, lower." 3 Share fosyep 2 10 mo. ago You gave me one more idea. Say that the combination to get to your phone number is "Higher, higher, lower, lower", this can be coded in binary to 1100, which is 12 in decimal. So basically you could say "hey my phone number is 12" and everyone could calculate your full phone number 4 4 5 Share

This meme perfectly captures the existential crisis of being a software engineer. Your boss thinks you're just sipping coffee all day (clearly they've never seen your 3 AM debugging sessions). Your friends imagine you're living the dream with gaming and foosball breaks (ha, if only). Mom still thinks you're some kind of computer repair wizard (bless her heart). But the reality? You're just a pasta chef, frantically trying to untangle spaghetti code that someone else wrote five years ago with zero documentation. The irony of calling yourself an "engineer" while spending 90% of your time wondering why adding a semicolon fixed everything is just *chef's kiss*. The pasta metaphor is painfully accurate - both require hours of preparation, both get messy quickly, and both leave you questioning your life choices at 2 AM.

Content How did you end up in poverty? Gamble? drugs? I left an ec2 instance on.