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Content Do I need a Blockchain? No.

Content Me pinging a service You must not fail. Go! UDP packet

Ah, the perfect GitHub alibi! Luigi's contribution graph shows 0 contributions in 2024 but somehow managed 847 contributions on December 4th last year. That's not suspicious at all! Nothing says "I definitely wasn't committing a felony that day" like committing code 847 times in 24 hours. The classic programmer's defense: "Your Honor, I couldn't have done it—look at my GitHub activity! I was clearly too busy making meaningless commits to have time for murder."

Content I Heard he doesn't use "" in a for-loop

Content Updates Ready to Install Do you want to restart to install these updates now or try tonight? Restart Later Try in an Hour Try Tonight Remind Me Tomorrow II Update Whenever I Feel Like It Turn On Automatic Software Updates

Content System.out .memeln( Why not try PROGRAMMING ? we got.. CURLY BOYS the slippery snek bros clicky - clicky spaghetti Good Ol' one leg Joe that dude jesus from the bible