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Ah, the classic bait and switch of tech hiring. You show up to the interview in your fancy suit (Tom from Tom & Jerry), answering questions about red-black trees and time complexity while sweating through your bow tie. Then six months later, you're in the trenches (buff Jerry), sleep-deprived, debugging legacy code written by someone who clearly hated humanity, chugging coffee at 2 AM because production is down and somehow it's your fault. The algorithm questions? Haven't used that knowledge once. But hey, at least you can tell your friends you're a "software engineer" while you're actually just Stack Overflow's most loyal customer.

Future managers surrounded by AI robots, desperately hunting down poor Devin who pushed that production bug? Welcome to the dystopian future where git blame has evolved beyond finding the commit author—it now deploys an army of robots to hunt you down. The irony is palpable. We've created AI sophisticated enough to replace workers, yet management still needs to find a human scapegoat. Some traditions never die, even in 2030. Pro tip: Always commit under your coworker's name when pushing questionable code. Future survival depends on it.

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Developers complain about physical pain while simultaneously coding in positions that would make chiropractors scream in horror. Nothing says "I'm debugging a production issue" like becoming a human pretzel with your spine at a 127-degree angle and your neck somehow phasing through the fourth dimension. The irony is we'll spend $3000 on a new MacBook but refuse to invest in proper ergonomics until our vertebrae have rearranged themselves into the shape of a question mark. It's like our bodies are running on deprecated frameworks that we refuse to update.

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