For Loop For Everything

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For Loop For Everything

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When your colleague gets to use the fancy for loop with a clear exit condition, but you're stuck with the while loop that never seems to end - just like this press conference. The guy on the left is basically all of us waiting for that condition to finally evaluate to false so we can go home. Meanwhile, management keeps adding microphones like they're adding requirements to the sprint.

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