First world programmer problems when you work from home.

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Content What I type: tar czf data.tar.g data tar xzf data.tar.gz What I say in my head: "create ze file" "extrakt ze file"

Ah yes, the classic tech interview credential paradox, perfectly captured by "Former Child" as the only qualification. Nothing says "I can reverse a binary tree" quite like bragging that you've successfully completed the tutorial level of human existence. Tech companies want 5 years of experience in a framework that's 3 years old, but hey—I've been breathing for 25 years straight without a single outage! That's 99.9999% uptime, baby. Resume padding has never been so honest.

Content WHEN YOU FINALLY UNDERSTAND POINTERS Sometimes it's hard being superior to every single other person on the planet.

Content Who the hell are you? I'm responsible for 80 of websites. You all know exactly who I am. You're the one who thinks (0 "hello") is true. I also name functions arraymerge and strchr0. Don't give a shit. You're PHP. You're goddamn right. ProdrammerHumor.io

Content Ben Adida benadida 6yo, screaming and exasperated: " wrote the program perfectly with zero mistakes, and the computer is doing it wrong!" He's ready.