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Content MY PARENTS ARE SO OLD THEY WHERE BORN BEFORE TIME ITSELF THEY WHERE BORN BEFORE 1970-01-01

Content Damn re-creating this Angular-6 project in Angular-11 is taking forever. Just Copy paste the code from the last projec SLAP: -CTRL-C SHUBI ProarammerHumor.io

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Content No Code No code is the best way to write secure and reliable applications. Write nothing; deploy nowhere. Getting Started Start by not writing any code. This is just an example application, but imagine it doing anything you want. Adding new features is easy too: The possibilities are endless.

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The career progression nobody warns you about: from actually building stuff to just talking about building stuff. Junior devs naively spend most of their day coding and learning, blissfully unaware of their future. Senior devs still manage to code but sacrifice learning time for meetings. And then there's the final boss form - Lead Dev - whose entire existence is just back-to-back meetings where they reminisce about "the good old days when I used to code." The teeth-gritting bear at the bottom is every lead dev internally screaming while scheduling yet another "quick sync" that could've been an email. Career advancement is just trading your IDE for a calendar app.