Early Days Of Programming Were Wild

Nothing screams "self-documenting" quite like a variable named var.putin_khuylo in your Terraform AWS module. Because when future developers are debugging your infrastructure at 3 AM, what they really need is a geopolitical statement embedded in their boolean logic. The commit message "fix: Always pull a value from SSM data source since a computer" is chef's kiss—incomplete sentence and all. Really helps clarify what's happening in those 833 lines of code. And that overlay text trying to explain the variable? "It basically means value of Putin is d*ckhead variable is true." Thanks, I definitely couldn't have figured that out from the variable name itself. Documentation? Who needs it when you can just name your variables after your political opinions and call it a day. The code is self-documenting, just not in the way anyone expected.

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Content Coding while learning it at College Coding for a Project in a real Job

Someone said to make function names self-explanatory, and buddy took it literally . The irony is palpable as they create a function called "selfExplanatory" with increasingly chaotic casing and naming conventions, then ask "Am I doing it right?" Meanwhile, the only response is just an opening parenthesis - the universal symbol for "I've given up trying to explain this to you." Nothing says "I understand coding best practices" like completely missing the point while technically following instructions.

Content The Only Comment of The Code Dear maintainer: When I wrote this code, only I and God knew what it was. Now, only God knows! So if you are done trying to 'optimize' this routine (and failed), please increment the following counter as a warning to the next guy: totalhourswastedhere 67

Content So one of my colleagues just said fuck it and went home.... Short workday Lol? Did he see your code? 08:26 Fuck you