Early Prototyping

Content SON, YOU CAN'T SPEND ALL DAY PLAYING VIDEOGAMES WHAT WOLLD YOUR GRANPA SAY? WRITE YOUR CODE WITH BAD VARIABLE NAMES, IF ONLY YOU CAN READ IT YOU CAN'T BE FIRED

Content Does your dog bite? No, but it can hurt you in other ways. The feature you spent hours coding will not be deployed. Management finds it unnecessary.

Content Code I wrote to make it work Code I push to Git

Content the genie looking at me after i wish to make silicon an insulator

Content Guess the progamming language Carbon . - O.. - Q.-'''' ...- O ..

When your boss asks for an ergonomic chair design but you've spent the last 72 hours fixing production bugs and your brain is running on coffee and spite. Sure, I'll design a chair that looks like it belongs in either a modern art museum or a very confused chiropractor's office. The wireframe on the right is just chef's kiss - nothing says "I understand human anatomy" like designing what appears to be a geometric torture device. Bet the marketing team will call it "The Innovator" and charge $899 for it.