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Content IF DEBUGGING IS THE PROCESS OF REMOVING SOFTWARE BUGS, THEN PROGRAMMING MUST BE THE PROCESS OF PUTTING THEM IN.. - EDSGER DIJKSTRA TechWorm

Content Good luck speed cameras. ZU 0666 0, 0): DROP DATABASE TABLIC. ProdrammerHumor.io

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Content The 2 types of male programmers

Starting as a Database Administrator is all sunshine and confidence. "I'll optimize these queries! I'll normalize these tables!" Fast forward a few months of 3 AM production crashes, inexplicable deadlocks, and executives asking why the database is "slow" when they're running SELECT * on 50 million rows... That majestic fox turns into a taxidermied nightmare with thousand-yard stare that's seen things no DBA should see. The database might be running fine, but your soul? That's been DROP TABLE'd without a backup.

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