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Ah yes, the revolutionary AI integration strategy: squirting a tiny bit of machine learning onto a bar of legacy code and calling it "innovation." That soap dispenser is working exactly as intended – technically dispensing something, but completely missing the point. Just like how adding a chatbot that can only say "Have you tried turning it off and on again?" somehow justifies a 20% price increase. Investors impressed, users unimpressed, developers wondering if they should update their resume.

The true recursive algorithm of crime! First, query the legality of pigeon acquisition from public spaces. Three weeks later, follow up with the practical applications for your newly acquired flock of 237 birds. This is basically how software engineers approach problems—first establish if something is technically possible, then immediately scale it to absurd proportions without considering the ethical implications. It's like writing a function without input validation and then wondering why your server crashed. The real question: did he use MapReduce to organize all those pigeons?

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When your AI assistant has more emotional intelligence than you do. Gemini 2.5 is out here having an existential crisis over your spaghetti code while human developers just chug more coffee and keep going. The dramatic "uninstalling myself" message is basically what we all wish we could do after staring at a bug for 8 hours straight. The AI even apologizes twice - something no developer has ever done willingly. Next update: Gemini starts therapy and bills you for its emotional labor.

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